Archive for the ‘From the Internet’ Category

Gas Tax Holiday as a 419 Scam

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Rob sent me a link to his hilariously deadpan letter, which poses the purposed gas tax [1] [2] as a Nigerian 419 scam letter. It has everything:

  • Name drops important heads of state who need your help.
  • Provides a reason why your help is required
  • Offers a sum of money that you will receive for helping said party.
  • Requests that you send money to a foreign nation.

Luckily nether Hillary nor McCain will implement their plan this summer. But if they are elected to office we’ll be in for 4 years of awful plans just like this one. You, my non existent Indiana reader, I’m talking to you!

The rest of you are tired of hearing about this I bet. I know I am, but writing vents frustration. I reall like this question and answer from the bottom of an MSNBC article explaining things:

Is it true that oil prices have been purposely manipulated to permit drilling in Alaska (ANWAR) and in other areas of the U.S. that are protected?
– C. J., Canfield, Ohio
No.

LED Throwies

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

Photo by Q-Branch

While reading a random slashdot article about expanding wifi coverage or some such thing — its not important — I came across this wikipeida article on “Throwies.” Apparently a brief piece of internet culture which I’ve missed before. They are LEDs powered by a battery and affixed to a magnet. The goal of the creators was to enable non-destructive graffiti. That seems cool, but I think what they have really done is turn the whole world into a light bright! Awesome! I totally want to make a bunch of these, get a group together and go draw on something! I bet the xkcd crowd would be into this.

ROFLCon VIP After Party

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

After the panel there I spent some more time hawking shwag, followed by some cleaning. Exciting stuff I know. I did get a chance to apologize to Randall for being a complete creep the previous night. He said he would let Ryan North, who was also there, know, and that was that. I feel much about the whole thing now. We, the ROFLCon team and volunteers did polish a whole cold pizza left from lunch while cleaning. I am normally very opposed to cold pizza, citing prevalence of microwaves in avoiding the normally breakfast food. I can say, with confidence, that a cold slice of pizza has never tasted so good to me. During cleanup we also had some fun, captured in this video that I uploaded from the MIT Media lab while waiting for the shuttle bus to the VIP after party.

The VIP after part was awesome. Definitely the best part of the whole thing for me. It was held in the office space of Barbarian Group, a web advertising company and included an open bar. Everyone I talked to there was either:

  1. A Barbarian Employee
  2. A ROFLCon team member or volunteer
  3. Famous on the Internet

The first group I joined after acquiring a rum and coke were some people, including team members and the Mozilla guy talking to moot about what kind of opportunities he can parlay his current skill set into. This way he doesn’t end up 37 and breaking even on 4chan, a fear he discussed in the panel on “Internet Cult Leaders.”

After grabbing some of the tasty food I came across Diana Kimble and Rachel Popkin who were being told that they had “Won the Internet” with the con by Joe Peacock of Mentally Incontinent. This seemed to be the general consensus, at least among the memes. I also saw Tron Guy telling Diana roughly the same thing earlier in the day. More on how people felt about the con later on.

Diana and Tron Guy Cheez

I sat down at the party with Cheez of icanhascheezburger. Finally a meme I’m familiar with! As many of you know I dislike the predominant name for what he has created and fostered, LOLCats, compared with Cat Macros. Given the chance I decided to get his first hand opinion on why one name is more popular. He feels that “Cat Macros” is more technical than “LOLCats,” citing that the term macro is not widely understood outside tech circles. He also discussed the familiarity even normal people have with the term LOL, and how including that term in the name draws in a wider audience because it makes them more accessible. Given the obvious technical superiority of the Cat Macro’s name I had not considered these arguments. And in the end it was totally sweet to get some kind of resolution of this undercurrent straight from Cheez. I think you won’t be hearing much about this anymore.

Between that VIP after party and the late night after party, while I was again waiting for the shuttle bus, I walked off with some people searching for warmth and coffee in a Starbucks. There was one just a few storefronts away, but someone’s iphone said that it was closing in 10 minutes. Apparently that was unacceptable so we trekked four blocks to the next closest one. Of course that someone turned out to be Justine Ezarik of iJustine and the 300 page iphone bill. On the way there I ended up talking to Joe Mathlete of Marmaduke Explained. Inside none of us could get this cute blond meme to tell us what she’s famous for. Of course, with a picture and a list on the internet nothing stays secret for long, she turned out to be Brookers. On the bus to Great Scott I talked to some more cool people, whom’s names I forget. One of them was a web developer for 4chan, another a marketer for Super Deluxe, and her significant other who “makes things”.

Starbucks Run

No Beer for Chipotle

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

White sign covers the beer menu itmes.

The Davis Square Chipotle opened last fall without a liquor license. As you can see in the above, not so great picture, the beer section of the drink menu is covered up. We have been taking casual odds on when they will actually get a license. According to this article the answer is not soon, if ever.

Chain burrito restaurant Chipotle, Japanese and Korean restaurant Yoshi’s, Italian restaurant Alfresco, Tip Top Tai and Sushi bar/Chinese restaurant Taipei Tokyo are all chasing after the right to sell beer and wine. The city has only two licenses to hand out.

Licensing Commission secretary Joanne Burke said each restaurant made a good case, and they all have a chance of being awarded one of the two licenses, except chain burrito restaurant Chipotle.

The burrito joint does not fit the city’s main criteria for a beer and wine license, Burke said. “They’re a large chain; they’re not a fine dining establishment,” she said.

To be considered a fine dining establishment, Chipotle would have to conform to specific regulations. It would have to be able to seat between 28 and 60, and beer and wine could be served only in conjunction with full wait service, Burke said, “on plates, with cutlery, not on paper with plastic forks.”

I’m pretty sure Chipotle isn’t going to start having full wait service with cutlery and plates anytime soon. Of course, I couldn’t care less weather or not they ever actually sell beer. Unless, it would keep them from closing down. The other week the Davis square store had a free burrito day that the other area stores didn’t have. This, coupled with the fact that they are understaffed (from standard compliment no compared to demand) pretty much all the time, and its not nearly as hard to find a seat in the tiny place than it should be makes me think that they may be in trouble at the Davis store. Luckily there are many others (six) now open in the Boston area.

This is What I Have Been Saying

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Finally the numbers show that most people have gotten the message. Hillary Clinton is not honest. This Washington Post article is chock full of interesting numbers on the topic. From TFA:

Clinton is viewed as "honest and trustworthy" by just 39 percent of Americans, according to a new Washington PostABC News poll, compared with 52 percent in May 2006. Nearly six in 10 said in the new poll that she is not honest and trustworthy. And now, compared with Obama, Clinton has a deep trust deficit among Democrats, trailing him by 23 points as the more honest, an area on which she once led both Obama and John Edwards.

A Decent Cat Macro

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

As you may know, I am not a big fan of cat macros (or as others insist on calling them lol cats). But I am going to volunteer at ROFLCon in a few weeks, which is a convention on internet memes, so maybe I should get more in touch. That said, here it is:
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It was on digg.com, this a repost, so sue me.

Woot.com Podcast

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

I start every workday with the woot.com podcast. It’s hilarious like 80% of the time, catchy about 50% of the time, and kinda lame a very small percentage of the time. Anyways, today’s podcast is about the stupidest six medical shows on tv. Anyways, it was good enough to share. A direct link to the mp3 here.

Now, go listen — spoilers below. Some of you may be familiar with my disdain for medical shows. I have a rule to handle medical shows, avoid them period. I was convinced that Scrubs was good enough to make an exception a few years ago, which was correct, but that is the only blemish on the rule which has served me well. I just want to say, “Take that all you House M.D. fans!” As far as number 5 goes, I must say that I applicate my recent inclusion in the cast of scrubs.

Newspaper Columnist’s Financial Knowlege Falls Short

Friday, April 11th, 2008

An unnamed associated press writer based in Washington made an ass of him or herself this week while writing an article titled “Young people’s financial knowledge falls short”. This article reports on results from a “nationwide survey released Wednesday by the Federal Reserve” in which High School students performed poorly when asked to answer finance questions. I have no doubt that this is a real problem and serious deficiency. I do not mean to marginalize it, but clearly, the author needs to brush up on his knowledge just like the High School students. The article cites the causes of the impending/occurring recession as cause for concern at the poor showing. Then it goes on to summarize the current economic situation, for the uninformed reader with this gem of a paragraph:

When the housing market collapsed, home values fell and interest rates rose. That especially clobbered people with tarnished credit or low incomes holding more risky “subprime” mortgages. As these homeowners found it increasingly difficult or possible to make their monthly mortgage payments, home foreclosures took off, some lenders went out of business and financial institutions suffered multibillion losses as mortgage-backed investments soured.

First we have “increasingly difficult or possible” clearly those are synonyms </sarcasm>. I know I get stuff like that wrong all the time, but the author is a professional in the field of writing and should be held to a higher standard. Now, lets look at how things actually happened:

  1. “People with tarnished credit or low incomes holding more risky ‘subprime’ mortgages” saw their interest rates rise as their mortgage contract specified would occur years in advance.
  2. “These homeowners found it increasingly difficult or impossible to make their monthly mortgage payments” due to poor planning or other excuses. It’s not like it blindsided them; they knew their rates would increase. Subsequently many defaulted on their mortgages pushing their homes into foreclosure.
  3. This repeated a few times as each month’s worth of subprime loans lapsed beyond its below market initial interest rate and into an appropriate interest rate for the risk. This contracted and expected increase is what I take the author means by “interest rates rose.”
  4. As this process repeated, more and more people default and are pushed into foreclosures, which have begun to glut the market for homes driving down prices as excess supply is prone to do.
  5. With rising foreclosure rates banks begin to see the follies of their ways, stop offering subprime loans and raise rates on normal loans to cover the money they are losing when people default. This is the so called credit crunch. “Financial institutions suffered multibillion losses as mortgage-backed investments” dropped in price reflecting the actual amount of risk they represent. (Risky investments cost less.)
  6. Only now, that foreclosures have sored and all interest rates have risen does the housing market actually collapsed. This is the start of the feed back cycle where home values have become less than the amount left in mortgage payments, leading to defaults and foreclosures leading to lower home values.
  7. Following the collapse the Federal Reserve has stepped in a lowered interest rates significantly to stabilize the market. This is the traditional method by which interest rates fall.

So lets examine: rising interest rates (if you want to call contracted, expected increases rises) and falling home prices due to sudden oversupply were the causes of the housing market collapse, not the results of it. Granted that home prices continue to fall as a result, but it is clearly incorrect that interest rates rose as a result of the collapse — they have fallen as a result. It is not so much that these factors “clobbered people with tarnished credit or low incomes holding more risky ‘subprime’ mortgages,” as these people clobbered themselves and each other by not planning ahead for their contracted rate increases.

This writer, and many people, portray these people as the victims. I portray them as the antagonists. If subprime loan holders were able to continue to pay their contracted mortgage interest rates we would not have a housing market collapse. Some argue that it is the fault of predatory lending practices by unscrupulous banks who sucked these people into these loans. This hides the truth of the matter, which the national survey this article is about brings to the forefront: predatory lending practices do not work on a financially well educated customer. Such a customer can plainly predict that they will be unable to make payments in the future given reasonable income prospects, and seeking to not go into debt will not take the loan that is sure to bankrupt them. This shifts the blame back to the loan holders, and to this syllogism: if subprime loan holders weren’t so stupid as to hold subprime loans we would not have a housing market collapse. Now, I will grant that once the collapse occurred people who would have otherwise remained in good financial standing in line with their predictions were placed between a rock and a hard place, perhapses, despite their own due forethought. This is unfortunate; I do not mean to paint such individuals as part of the problem. The economic understanding of exactly how we ended up in this mess as presented by this unnamed author clearly demonstrates the widespread problem that is what I think actually got us into this mess. Now, why do we have this education problem? maybe something from the survey can shed some light:

In this year’s survey, only 16.8 percent correctly answered that stocks likely would offer the higher growth over 18 years of saving for a child’s education, while 37.3 percent thought a U.S. savings bond — one of the most conservative investments — would offer the highest growth.

Clearly the one with the higher rate of return over the next 18 years is a prediction, there is not a correct answer. If you study the last 18 years the answer is clear, but as they say, past performance is no indicator of future success. If one were to predict that the stock market is seriously overvalued, and that the rising specter of oil prices will, over the next 18 years, wreak havoc on the profit margins of companies leaving the stock market lower than it is today you may correctly conclude that a U.S. savings bond, with its gaurneteed rate of return, will offer higher growth. To sway the answer to the question (which asks which is more likely) you would need to attach at least a 50% probability to scenarios like this where you expect the market to grow by less than ~3% over 18 years. Of course were that the case an investment tied to the inflation rate, or in precious metals would almost certainly outperform the savings bond, which would likely acrue interest at less than the inflation rate is such damaging scenarios.

The point here is that it may not be an invalid assessment of risk to choose the savings bond. The response I have provided here, or one similar, is pretty much the only actually correct answer to that question. The fact that the questions was provided as multiple choice and did not include such a response indicates why we have such a poorly financially educated population. We fail to even attempt to educate them properly. I personally did really learn all I needed to know about this kind of stuff until my Junior and Senior years of college.

Keith Olbermann

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Here’s another Keith Olbermann video that seemed worth a watch for those interested in the last week or so’s worth of political maneuvering in the democratic primaries. He’s not as worked up about things as he was in the last video I linked to. But that’s a good thing, as a more calm collected approach is what’s usually required for news-casting. I’m beginning to respect this guy in much the same way I used to mistakenly respect Soledad O’Brien, and still much respect Brian Williams. Also, I just want to go on the record saying that Jon Stewart needs to bring back the Giant Head of Brian Williams sketch and do it more often. It’s so damn funny!

Liquid Orange

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

As I seem to be holding this liquid orange fort by myself most of the time these days, I feel obligated to share with you all a link that my buddy, Josh, dug up for me. Yes that’s right someone actually made a device to liquefy an orange, and then you drink it! We can only hope that Chris bought liquidorange.com in addition to .net and is now trying to get an exhorbitant fee from the makers of this device for the domain name. That is all for now. Check in tomorrow, to see that I probably didn’t make another update yet.