ROFLCon VIP After Party

April 27th, 2008

After the panel there I spent some more time hawking shwag, followed by some cleaning. Exciting stuff I know. I did get a chance to apologize to Randall for being a complete creep the previous night. He said he would let Ryan North, who was also there, know, and that was that. I feel much about the whole thing now. We, the ROFLCon team and volunteers did polish a whole cold pizza left from lunch while cleaning. I am normally very opposed to cold pizza, citing prevalence of microwaves in avoiding the normally breakfast food. I can say, with confidence, that a cold slice of pizza has never tasted so good to me. During cleanup we also had some fun, captured in this video that I uploaded from the MIT Media lab while waiting for the shuttle bus to the VIP after party.

The VIP after part was awesome. Definitely the best part of the whole thing for me. It was held in the office space of Barbarian Group, a web advertising company and included an open bar. Everyone I talked to there was either:

  1. A Barbarian Employee
  2. A ROFLCon team member or volunteer
  3. Famous on the Internet

The first group I joined after acquiring a rum and coke were some people, including team members and the Mozilla guy talking to moot about what kind of opportunities he can parlay his current skill set into. This way he doesn’t end up 37 and breaking even on 4chan, a fear he discussed in the panel on “Internet Cult Leaders.”

After grabbing some of the tasty food I came across Diana Kimble and Rachel Popkin who were being told that they had “Won the Internet” with the con by Joe Peacock of Mentally Incontinent. This seemed to be the general consensus, at least among the memes. I also saw Tron Guy telling Diana roughly the same thing earlier in the day. More on how people felt about the con later on.

Diana and Tron Guy Cheez

I sat down at the party with Cheez of icanhascheezburger. Finally a meme I’m familiar with! As many of you know I dislike the predominant name for what he has created and fostered, LOLCats, compared with Cat Macros. Given the chance I decided to get his first hand opinion on why one name is more popular. He feels that “Cat Macros” is more technical than “LOLCats,” citing that the term macro is not widely understood outside tech circles. He also discussed the familiarity even normal people have with the term LOL, and how including that term in the name draws in a wider audience because it makes them more accessible. Given the obvious technical superiority of the Cat Macro’s name I had not considered these arguments. And in the end it was totally sweet to get some kind of resolution of this undercurrent straight from Cheez. I think you won’t be hearing much about this anymore.

Between that VIP after party and the late night after party, while I was again waiting for the shuttle bus, I walked off with some people searching for warmth and coffee in a Starbucks. There was one just a few storefronts away, but someone’s iphone said that it was closing in 10 minutes. Apparently that was unacceptable so we trekked four blocks to the next closest one. Of course that someone turned out to be Justine Ezarik of iJustine and the 300 page iphone bill. On the way there I ended up talking to Joe Mathlete of Marmaduke Explained. Inside none of us could get this cute blond meme to tell us what she’s famous for. Of course, with a picture and a list on the internet nothing stays secret for long, she turned out to be Brookers. On the bus to Great Scott I talked to some more cool people, whom’s names I forget. One of them was a web developer for 4chan, another a marketer for Super Deluxe, and her significant other who “makes things”.

Starbucks Run

ROFLCon Internet Cult Leaders Panel

April 27th, 2008

Internet Cult Leaders Pannel 1 Internet Cult Leaders Pannel 2

I took a reprieve from hawking shwag at 4:30 for the most anticipated panel of the convention, “Internet Cult Leaders,” featuring Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics, Randall Munroe of xkcd, and moot of 4chan. I’m of course an xkcd fan, I’ve head of Dinosaur Comics through that, and I had no idea what 4chan was before the talk. I have some videos on you tube from the panel that should provide good flavor [1] [2] [3].

The problem with this panel was that most of it was just fanboyism gone wild. I’ve heard all the questions asked of Randall there before, and I know the answers, and the history of the answers over time. I really found moot’s contributions to be the most interesting. Probably because I was unfamiliar with him and what he does beforehand.

ROFLCon Hawking Shwag

April 27th, 2008

During the Making It Big panel I took on some guard/badge checking responsibilities since they were understaffed for that. Afterwards I went outside the auditorium and began staffing the registration/info/shwag sales desk. I spent most of the day hawking t-shirts, lunch boxes, and reddit bobble heads. I also had some exciting free stuff to give out, firefox sitckers and action pads.

Firefox Stickers Action Pad

Shwag Desk Bordem The Lunchbox.

ROFLCon Making it Big

April 27th, 2008

On Saturday I got to sleep in as my first volunteer shift was to start at 12:30. I actually slept through the keynote at 10am, which was probably a mistake. I got to the con at around 11am, just as the keynote was ending. The next panel was “Making it Big.” It included Michael and Matthew Chapman of Homestar Runner, Burnie Burns of Red vs. Blue. I have seen both of these and instantly recognize that they have certainly made it big. There were also two groups I’d never heard of Brad Neely (othercriteria’s photo) of Super Deluxe, and three of four guys from Cyanide & Happiness. This was surprisingly the best (of the two) panels I was able to attend. It was all about how and how long it took each of them to reach the monetary break even point. And then how much longer for them to quit their jobs, if they have been able to do that. There were a wide variety of interesting answers, that I can’t detail.

Making it Big Panel

There were some interesting details about the memes themselves that were revealed:

  • Homestar Runner does not suffer from down syndrome.
  • They actually still make new Homestar Runner episodes.
  • A Homestar Runner game for the Wii is in the making.
  • Red vs. Blue’s sound was based on the quality of the overseas telephone signal one of the voice actors had to use in the early days.
  • Burnie Burns is a staunch defender of Homestar Runner.
  • Brad Nealy doesn’t know anything about the internet or the other memes.

The firefox asked all the panelists about their use of open standards, which received a lackluster response. One of the Homestar Runner guys espoused the joys of firefox use, but did not address the fact that their medium, Flash, is not an open standard. The other panelists, some of whom, produce videos using closed standards as well did not comment. This disappointed the firefox.

ROFLCon Friday Night

April 27th, 2008

I eventually worked out a plan with my room mates to go out for drinks in Davis Square. Something we all rarely do. Sriram and a friend of his were on their way back from downtown on the T, and I managed to leave at the perfect time to catch the same train as them, in the same car, without waiting. I am quite impressed with that, maybe too much. But it took a lot of timing and coordination that I actually didn’t even know that I knew.

When we got to Davis they were hungry so we went to crepe place there. I am not a fan of crepes, although the place did smell good. I ran into one of my coworkers there and had to yet again explain what ROFLCon is. That is rather hard, because people don’t seem to be familiar with the term “Internet Meme” and its hard to tell what, if any memes an individual has heard of. We were soon joined by a friend of Srirams friend, who, is doing a PHD on television and video game culture, but hadn’t heard of ROFLCon in time to register. I took some time to steal some free internet from the Boston IFF that was going on in the theater next door to upload some more pictures to flickr. We also checked out a flash game called Magic Pen.

After crepes and Andreas and Claudia joining us we went to Sagra for drinks. This place was great. It was quiet and fancy. Which is may more my thing than a loud noisy bar where we’ll struggle to hear each other and have to stand all night. I was already pretty tired and as countless discussions upon which I could provide no comment went on I longed to go home.

On the way home I finally ran into Randall Munroe on the street! He lives like within a few blocks of me, but I’ve never seen him in the grocery store or walking to the T, or on his electric skateboard. But tonight, with ROFLCon in town I saw him, and a large posse, including Ryan North on my walk home. Literally crossing my street. I clearly recognized them, and asked were they were heading. To which they replied, “This way.” Which, given the obviousness of the answer, I took as “You’re a creep don’t follow us.” I wasn’t really together enough to follow them anyways having already had a 17 hour day. So I didn’t. But it was clear that he didn’t recognize me — damn it. My ROFLCon staff shirt was by now covered by a coat, so that clue wasn’t visible to tip me off as not just some sketchy dude. But it’s not like I haven’t met Randal like for or five times by now, and even shared a dinner plate. But oh well. In retrospect I felt somewhat bad about how the whole exchange went down.

That was pretty much the day day. I went to bed around 1am.

ROFLCon Friday Afternoon

April 27th, 2008

I left work around 4pm and headed home and then to ROFLCon itself. Everything at that time was happening in Building 34. After hanging out a bit and realizing that I was going to be much help I went outside, sat down, and opened that flicker account and uploaded my first photos (mostly from Wednesday’s shwag packing event).

Unveiling the Banners 1 Making Bags of Shwag 2

Eventually we packed everything into van signaling the end of the con for the day. I joined the rest of the staff, the firefox, and the Leeroy Jenkins guy for dinner in Central Square. While we were walking to Picante, a burrito place I worked up the nerve to as the Leeroy Jenkis guy (that is not his real name I eventually learned) for what he is famous. He proceeded to give me a first hand account of the World of Warcraft video that made him famous. I think his play by play was even funnier than the video. Dinner was good, this burrito place certainly can compete with Chipotle, and is way more authentic. Also it was slightly cheaper.

Leeroy Jenkins Packing up on Friday

After dinner we walked over to the Middle East, the site of the nights festivities. I ended up not going to the show at the upstairs. It was pretty packed, and having never heard of the bands playing I figured I would let someone else, who cares more, take my spot. Having nothing better to do, however, I stood outside to direct people as to which door to use. The Middle East has a bunch of entrances for different parts, it can be confusing. I saw the G4 crew — from attack of the show I think — film some of their coverage, a staged entrance to the party. I also had a good chat with a member of Anonymous and the webmaster for Group X.

Whats a Hot Blonde Doing Here? Anonymous is Friendly?

ROFLCon Friday Morning

April 26th, 2008

I’ve decided to redo this post as sort of a play by play of the weekend, with pictures and links when I have them.

On Friday morning I work up late a 7:15am, apparently having set my alarm for 6pm not am. I was to have arrived at the Berkman Center for Internet and Society, which served as home base for the ROFLCon team, to help drive shwag to MIT. Luckily they didn’t really need me, having secured a large van that was able to take everything in two trips.

I’m yet to find a single picture with me in it. So I could just be lying about all of this. But, I’ve got some pictures purportedly taken by myself on my flicker account, so maybe that will convince you. I am sort of ok with that. I think I’m more comfortable reporting the news than being the news. Not that a single picture would make me news, but I think you know what I mean. I’m just trying to document my weekend, for myself. Please don’t take these posts as trying to be cool by association cause I can name drop. My primary goal at the con was to befriend some of the staff, because they, mostly, live in Boston, and that is where I need to find some new cool friends. Anyways, After loading up the van for it’s second trip I went to work; where we manged to fix the bug we were working on by 2:30pm. Usually that is a 6:00pm on Friday kind of thing.

No Beer for Chipotle

April 24th, 2008

White sign covers the beer menu itmes.

The Davis Square Chipotle opened last fall without a liquor license. As you can see in the above, not so great picture, the beer section of the drink menu is covered up. We have been taking casual odds on when they will actually get a license. According to this article the answer is not soon, if ever.

Chain burrito restaurant Chipotle, Japanese and Korean restaurant Yoshi’s, Italian restaurant Alfresco, Tip Top Tai and Sushi bar/Chinese restaurant Taipei Tokyo are all chasing after the right to sell beer and wine. The city has only two licenses to hand out.

Licensing Commission secretary Joanne Burke said each restaurant made a good case, and they all have a chance of being awarded one of the two licenses, except chain burrito restaurant Chipotle.

The burrito joint does not fit the city’s main criteria for a beer and wine license, Burke said. “They’re a large chain; they’re not a fine dining establishment,” she said.

To be considered a fine dining establishment, Chipotle would have to conform to specific regulations. It would have to be able to seat between 28 and 60, and beer and wine could be served only in conjunction with full wait service, Burke said, “on plates, with cutlery, not on paper with plastic forks.”

I’m pretty sure Chipotle isn’t going to start having full wait service with cutlery and plates anytime soon. Of course, I couldn’t care less weather or not they ever actually sell beer. Unless, it would keep them from closing down. The other week the Davis square store had a free burrito day that the other area stores didn’t have. This, coupled with the fact that they are understaffed (from standard compliment no compared to demand) pretty much all the time, and its not nearly as hard to find a seat in the tiny place than it should be makes me think that they may be in trouble at the Davis store. Luckily there are many others (six) now open in the Boston area.

Quantum Physics is Useful?

April 22nd, 2008

RLE Logo

Today at work we had an amazing talk I almost think I kind of understood. It was by an MIT Professor by the name of Jeffrey Shapiro on research being done by the Research Laboratory of Electronics @ MIT. It offered a ~5 side explanation of quantum mechanics. The rest focused on varying degrees of practical applications. Most of this was on quantum cryptography and how you actually build a world wide, internet compatible quantum encryption key exchange system. I have been wondering for a while how you make that work in reality, and now I have some idea. Crazy!

The final application was for an idealized quantum laser radar. Instead of a idealized traditional laser radar where you send out a light beam and read a return signal indicating a target or not, you instead entangle the transmit beam with a beam that you keep. According to his math, cause hell if I really know whats going on, you get additional detection capabilities when you do this — by measuring the return signal with the kept entangled transmit beam. These benefits come despite that the return signal you receive is so drowned out in noise and losses that it is no longer entangled [1]. At which point the theory of why you should get improved results breaks down. He has no idea why the math still shows that you get better results. Sounds like pretty exciting stuff if you ask me.

1 He said so. 2008. Jeffrey Shapiro.

McCain’s Gax Tax Holiday

April 22nd, 2008

On April 15th, according to this article, John McCain called for a gas tax holiday, explained below:

To help people weather the downturn [in the economy] immediately, McCain urged Congress to institute a “gas-tax holiday” by suspending the 18.4 cent federal gas tax and 24.4 cent diesel tax from Memorial Day to Labor Day. By some estimates, the government would lose about $10 billion in revenue. He also renewed his call for the United States to stop adding to the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and thus lessen to some extent the worldwide demand for oil.

This is pretty much the worst idea I have heard in the entire presidential race. For example, it would be a better idea to elect Ron Paul and eliminate the IRS. Lets examine the economics. First let us ignore the possibly dubious (to crazy right wing pudits) idea that high oil prices driving alternative energy research is a good thing, and assume that we want low oil prices. In this scenario it is still a bad idea.

Why eliminate it during those dates?
Well, that is the “summer driving season,” when every family in America has the god given right to drive from their home to Dinseyworld, the Grand Canyon, or wherever else they may like to go.
How do they get there?
Interstate highways.
What does eliminating the federal gas taxes do?
It severely reduces funding for highway maintenance and construction.
What’s the problem?
Reduction in gas prices encourages more families to drive on highways for their holiday.
Whats the end result?
Highways turn to mush as we don’t have the money to pay for their upkeep.
Surely that wouldn’t happen from a temporary moratorium.
You know what happens when tax decreases lapse? All the anti tax people get up in arms saying that politicians are raising taxes. John McCain faces this very issue on the Bush tax cuts, which will soon lapse. He was against the cuts, but now must be against the lapsing of the cuts because it’s an election year. Long story short:temporary my ass.

I for one would much prefer to be able to drive on a highway in 10 years and spend more on gas, than not be able to drive on a highway in 10 years cause they don’t exist/are horrible roads. Of course, maybe, just maybe, McCain’s goal is to destroy our highway infrastructure in the long run — forcing us to use less gasoline cause we can’t drive anywhere. Somehow I doubt this. Of course, the analysis when you consider that in the long run we don’t want to burn oil to move people and goods is much stronger. However, I think that any fiscal conservative could be swayed by the argument presented here.

Now, the Strategic Petroleum Reserve itself; that is a good idea. Oil is important and set to increase in value over the long run, so buying oil now and putting it in storage is a great investment. Now, I always think, in the very long term, that all that stored oil is going to be super useful in 2100 when we want to fly around military jet fighters to protect ourselves. You know, because the world is pretty much out of oil (allow me some fudge room on that date will ya). Sadly, that is not the goal of the reserve. The goal of the reserve is to mitigate future temporary supply disruptions. Given that goal, this is a debatable step that should be discussed. Effectively, not filling the reserve indicates that we:

  1. Do not expect supply disruptions of the kind that would exhaust the reserve.
  2. Expect the price of oil to drop over the next few years.

Well, if Iraq ever becomes an exporter again, the price will be sure to drop, but other than that I doubt it. Although, it is getting to the point where you’d think it must come down. If we don’t invade Iran or anyone else, and prices remain high, I don’t see how the producers could afford a disruption. So there on one count, maybe the on the other — so its a question of motivation really. And at this point the argument relies on the idea that we should free ourselves from oil — both foreign and domestic. So I’ll just leave it at that.