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The aim names have been changed where necessary to protect the innocent.

OSU Paul: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liryon: Spinning around in the office chair are we?
OSU Paul: oo, thats a good idea
Liryon: Remember to remove all wired headphone devices before attempting.
OSU Paul: Do you speak from experience?
Liryon: No, only theoretical research. There will be a simulation in the next six months, and, if all goes well, a test in fall 2008
OSU Paul: Do u have a grant to conduct said research?
Liryon: No, I found that the grant would have required me to take the research in a direction which I found to be unproductive. I am generously contributing to the physics community this research out of my own pocket.
OSU Paul: How generous, will you be publishing your results in any trade journals?
Liryon: I will be presenting the results of the simulation at PhysicsCon in hamburg, Germany next spring.
OSU Paul:excellent
Liryon: I expect the research to draw a considerable crowd at that event which should aid in furthering the study and getting published upon its completion.
OSU Paul: Let me know if you need any research subjects, I may know a few.
OSU Paul: Although, you may want to do most of your initial experimentation on cats.
Liryon: I am already in contact with a volunteer for the final test who has agreed to take on the risks.
OSU Paul: Excellent.
Liryon: I was unable to find appropriate headgear that fit non human subjects.
OSU Paul: That’s a shame
Liryon: Besides, I don’t want PETA getting all worked up about this, or OSHA, which is why I am first conducting simulations.
OSU Paul:true
Liryon: This research is too important to be marred with any setbacks.
OSU Paul: Pivotal stuff that.
Liryon: Well, that’s what we’re trying to determine, here ;-)
OSU Paul: My best wishes sir, I hope you have a major breakthrough
Liryon: Thank you for the interview, good day to you.
OSU Paul: Gooday

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