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OSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee The aim names have been changed where necessary to protect the innocent. OSU Paul: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Liryon: Spinning around in the office chair are we? OSU Paul: oo, thats a good idea Liryon: Remember to remove all wired headphone devices before attempting. OSU Paul: Do you speak from experience? Liryon: No, only theoretical research. There will […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":799,"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/liryon.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> Spinning around in the office chair are we?
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> oo, thats a good idea
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> Remember to remove all wired headphone devices before attempting.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Do you speak from experience?
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> No, only theoretical research. There will be a simulation in the next six months, and, if all goes well, a test in fall 2008
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Do u have a grant to conduct said research?
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> No, I found that the grant would have required me to take the research in a direction which I found to be unproductive. I am generously contributing to the physics community this research out of my own pocket.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> How generous, will you be publishing your results in any trade journals?
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> I will be presenting the results of the simulation at PhysicsCon in hamburg, Germany next spring.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font>excellent
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> I expect the research to draw a considerable crowd at that event which should aid in furthering the study and getting published upon its completion.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Let me know if you need any research subjects, I may know a few.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Although, you may want to do most of your initial experimentation on cats.
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> I am already in contact with a volunteer for the final test who has agreed to take on the risks.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Excellent.
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> I was unable to find appropriate headgear that fit non human subjects.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> That’s a shame
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> Besides, I don’t want PETA getting all worked up about this, or OSHA, which is why I am first conducting simulations.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font>true
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> This research is too important to be marred with any setbacks.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Pivotal stuff that.
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> Well, that’s what we’re trying to determine, here ;-)
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> My best wishes sir, I hope you have a major breakthrough
\nLiryon:<\/b><\/font> Thank you for the interview, good day to you.
\nOSU Paul:<\/b><\/font> Gooday<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"